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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Jazmin. 23. LA. I like sour gummy worms, cursing, spitting, cuddling. Not necessarily in that order. Although, I’d probably prefer it.

This blog: Film stuff, The Simpson’s, vintage erotica, feminist stuff, stupid pictures of me, drunkeness, bruises, things that generally make people uncomfortable. Oh and cute stuff!Occasionally political and almost always NSFW.</description><title>This &amp; That</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @onebadbeat)</generator><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."</title><description>““For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; Virginia Woolf (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://100philosophers.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;100philosophers&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/51238738923</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/51238738923</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:29:35 -0700</pubDate><category>FUCKING THIS.</category></item><item><title>100 Followers</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It has just recently come to my attention that there are 100 people following me now. Hi guys! :)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://blog.deconcept.com/images/2005/02/bee.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/51175665890</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/51175665890</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:49:35 -0700</pubDate><category>100 followers</category><category>lets bee friends</category><category>i choo choo choose you</category></item><item><title>totalfilm:

Only God Forgives reaction: Cannes 2013
“The second...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6087cf497e742d1e8b4337940352779/tumblr_mn74u3SVaB1qcga5ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://totalfilm.tumblr.com/post/51062223652/only-god-forgives-reaction-cannes-2013-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;totalfilm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.totalfilm.com/news/only-god-forgives-reaction-cannes-2013" target="_blank"&gt;Only God Forgives reaction: Cannes 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The second enemy of creativity, after having ‘good taste’, is being safe.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.totalfilm.com/news/only-god-forgives-reaction-cannes-2013" target="_blank"&gt; So says Nicolas Winding Refn in his Director’s Note…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/51104594704</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/51104594704</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:21:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>hollyhocksandtulips:

Frolicking Miss America contestants
Photo...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a6ed9e996ec3480964f8dfb7e9176c/tumblr_mn42yj5XUA1qf6jy9o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hollyhocksandtulips.tumblr.com/post/51070372448/frolicking-miss-america-contestants-photo-by" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;hollyhocksandtulips&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Frolicking Miss America contestants&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Photo by Peter Stackpole&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/51104309898</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/51104309898</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:17:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba1c36a8301e0eb3cffaa5b5e1cc2b39/tumblr_mmeqscX08k1qlmnguo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50857207579</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50857207579</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:25:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7cd2ffb83b99cef75686a331b645f30/tumblr_mmz1k7xStG1sr22dlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50857192375</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50857192375</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:25:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>sonicdreams:

I remember that speech very well.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59849d7bdf56067832d6f4f75af40b33/tumblr_mkstfa1aEt1qcgzsvo1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe4ecb9db53163402d26cbf231d5329d/tumblr_mkstfa1aEt1qcgzsvo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8c8a4554b6864f3ca761b2ec13008d4/tumblr_mkstfa1aEt1qcgzsvo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/306ea0131e94149c156c7371ab66c72d/tumblr_mkstfa1aEt1qcgzsvo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31476ead1151d5051639f8c2779d336a/tumblr_mkstfa1aEt1qcgzsvo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0205f5bcc9d7585ffc7562ef34b4696/tumblr_mkstfa1aEt1qcgzsvo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/47213745798/i-remember-that-speech-very-well" target="_blank"&gt;sonicdreams&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;I remember that speech very well.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834845355</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834845355</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:47:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b102f9a02431c865970d08987fa6a635/tumblr_mlkojjImdB1qmcbeho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834783306</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834783306</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:47:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3084b4e46394c199f733fa4ffb6107cd/tumblr_mmhpukC2wz1qzwilpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834726623</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834726623</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:46:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes just sitting..."</title><description>“Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anneli Rufus  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddi-tea.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;oddi-tea&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/except-i-do-think-people-are-assholes" target="_blank"&gt;#except i do think people are assholes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thealaktarr.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thealaktarr&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834626793</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834626793</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:45:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2a51368d878792f16bc53057685513e/tumblr_mmxbp6MfMv1r0ix14o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834545289</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834545289</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:44:04 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3d0474c4454c044846403ac9f20affd/tumblr_mn0f75sR641s5py4vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834516619</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834516619</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:43:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2166d515783cc0fe95cacd235b956750/tumblr_mn0ic9sv5Z1qaxe9co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834492820</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834492820</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:43:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>pizza:

OH MY GODDDDD
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10jmtdI8U1qb5h6do1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/50466087297" target="_blank"&gt;pizza&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GODDDDD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834233137</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50834233137</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:40:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ad7ae9590e68fc69032406296bf115c/tumblr_mlmlnibYfw1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0dc3f6a4a7b4deaf8d7107b48c9cc4a/tumblr_mlmlnibYfw1r3gb3zo2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50804233328</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50804233328</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 02:48:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3afdb2b6969b1dba75e8570a2b7ebdb/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde &amp; gun&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad423dd6b43a6f6baf33e2d3a65f5909/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0df28c6bc820e056055cc38a84c7fbdc/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i’m just FINE, and my bones aren’t broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35cba7d2dad55f2ff38f2f1ea767d242/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot &amp; buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4ccc07d2eae68252cddd80fb3a0d3e6/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0d6022638323dc041adb1696b3dd468/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; "carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa1f09f444fd6bfcd859891d36437207/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS Ｔｈｅ Ｃｏｌｏｓｓａｌ Ｐｉｌｌａｒ ｏｆ Ｗａｓｐ Ｅｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f0200a490b31704f51e99d57850927e/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; "I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b423fba77522c40695c3ec1add8e3a3e/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bc3d2331f7209aceffb555a875c43e2/tumblr_miwbjflIsm1rr17gfo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; </description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50804216525</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50804216525</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 02:48:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f496d10293c465cc2a9d05f7e88753c0/tumblr_mmk5ubZMpp1qcygcoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50804141204</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50804141204</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 02:47:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyes2muJg1qlw4ono1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50803479977</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50803479977</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 02:39:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>mirzantropia:

Casey Weldon
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37df2cbcf717ab98dbfbc0839f65e3b7/tumblr_mjntw2i3O81r05oujo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de04bd7cd41d1f9ee0f77c08caad7cac/tumblr_mjntw2i3O81r05oujo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35230e1fd7e57d521154217ae2b14111/tumblr_mjntw2i3O81r05oujo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66b50e5d10668db4ac3b649189943f4a/tumblr_mjntw2i3O81r05oujo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d9bed941c06f328ad3147cd558308e8/tumblr_mjntw2i3O81r05oujo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/326e7704d17ac941c4c8c94176f26460/tumblr_mjntw2i3O81r05oujo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mirzantropia.tumblr.com/post/47004085924/casey-weldon" target="_blank"&gt;mirzantropia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://caseyweldon.com/" title="Casey Weldon web" target="_blank"&gt;Casey Weldon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50802957522</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50802957522</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 02:33:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
Anita Ventura
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/639ea8750a5dca062fb46e28d1e44153/tumblr_mmuik3i8LF1rtino3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e6528b8dd792d932d215c5a4cc608a1/tumblr_mmuik3i8LF1rtino3o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anita Ventura&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50802766584</link><guid>http://onebadbeat.tumblr.com/post/50802766584</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 02:30:43 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
