Jazmin. 24. LA. I like sour gummy worms, popsicles, cursing, spitting, cuddling. Not necessarily in that order. Although, I'd probably prefer it.

This blog:
Film stuff, The Simpson's, vintage erotica, feminist stuff, stupid pictures of me, drunkeness, bruises, things that generally make people uncomfortable. Oh and cute stuff!

Occasionally political and almost always NSFW.

 

dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

hotsugar:

whiteteen:
Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

hotsugar:

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

Female Comic: Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!

The General Public: *crickets*

Louis CK: Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!

The General Public: *standing ovation* *balloons drop from ceiling* *Louis CK elected President of Comedy* Hahaha that is SO TRUE! I'm so glad this guy gets it! Have you heard his bit about how it's ok to say faggot?